SexDiaries: 7:46 p.m. Buddy said the code word had something to with “washcloth”
Photo: Getty Images New York’s “Sex Diaries” series asks anonymous city dwellers to record a week in their sex lives — with comic, tragic, often sexy, and always revealing results. This week, a 38-year old lawyer who outsources his orgasm: straight, married, Murray Hill.6:45 a.m. My alarm goes off. My wife has been up with our daughter since 5 a.m. so I shouldn’t complain.
7:00 p.m. I come home to a sleeping baby and my wife half-dead on the couch. Our daughter is 6 months old and we have only made love ONCE since she was born. I’m not alarmed by this, but my penis might be. 10:00 a.m. I text my buddy, also married, also who went with me the time before, if he wants to “hit up happy-happy K-town.” He writes back with a “thumbs up” emoji before I hit send. He says, “Tmr night.”
6:30 p.m. The exterior of building is not just unremarkable; it’s an extreme shit hole. I worry the place will have rats running around and suddenly want to go home to my wife and our Ikea furniture. However, Buddy and I promised we’d treat it like a normal massage and not psych ourselves up or out of anything.
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