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You’ve raised three children, started a successful business, and made peace with God, but you’ll soon discover that there are some things duct tape just can’t do.You’ll finally discover what you were born to do when you turn out to be the only person at Gorilla Taco who fits in the combination gorilla/taco suit.For the last time: Once your first male child is dead, the next one in line does not automatically become your firstborn son, so cool it with all the sacrifices.
Smile, and the world smiles with you; cry, and you cry alone. But if you’re standing over a pile of dismembered infants and there are TV cameras around, you should probably try for the opposite.You will finally meet the man of your dreams, which sounds like good news until you remember some of your dreams.It’s simply not true that most people think you’re an anonymous loser. In fact, most people have never heard of you.
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