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A harrowing struggle in which a masked assailant tries to suffocate you with a pillow turns out to be only a dream, or so you’ll believe until the terrifying discovery of the pillow in your bed.It’s funny, after 35 years of marriage, you’d think you’d have an easier time identifying your wife’s corpse.Next week, you and 3,244 other Eagles concertgoers will make the mistake of assuming someone else will bring the beach ball.
They say pitying the homeless is just as bad, if not worse, than ignoring them—still no word on throwing food at them while laughing derisively.Always on the lookout for more challenging games and puzzles, you’ll meet your match next week after the release of the new Rubik’s Tesseract, a brainteaser that’s impossible to solve in our four-dimensional space-time.
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