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No one will be able to figure out your enigmatic last words, and the fact that you’ll live in silence for three more years after uttering them makes that somehow cooler.Travel and adventure are in your future this week as your captors continue crossing state lines to stay one step ahead of the law.It comes down to whether or not you can play an instrument or drive a stick, but no, you won’t get the girl this time, either.
Just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get any worse, the stars confirm that you are correct and it is pretty much as bad as possible.The clown car may be an overworked reference, but the doctors can think of no better way to describe the constant stream of clowns issuing from your abdominal cavity.Ultimately there will be nothing your friends can do for you, putting you in the position of having to find more competent friends.
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