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Sometimes we find amazing things in places we least expect them, whether it’s true love, peace of mind, or, in your case, a pack of furious marauding cannibals.You have no idea why you’ve been experiencing laughter, tears, a sudden desire for fried chicken, or an impulse to call the law offices of Marvin Falbaum, but it’s probably the TV.
The stars see nothing but pain and misfortune in your future, but you probably like that, huh? You sick fuck.Your theory that your life eerily echoes the events in Casablanca is disrupted even further by the disparity in people’s emotional involvement with their endings.It will seem as if everyone is avoiding you all week long, which will be odd considering that the engorged leech on your neck will be removed by Thursday.
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