Yes, This Unemployed Smurf Man Is Jennifer Lopez’s SNL Husband

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Yes, This Unemployed Smurf Man Is Jennifer Lopez’s SNL Husband
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And nobody can believe it.

If you thought our bronze goddess J.Lo was going down a few romantic tiers with Chad, we honestly don’t know where to begin with her other sketch husband-by-choice, Matt Shatt. He has a Smurf tramp stamp. He’s happily unemployed. His dick is small.

She lets him sleep with other women because he’s a “stallion” who can’t be tamed. He rejected her proposal three times. These revelations are making it impossible for the designers of a home-makeover show to perform their jobs, and frankly, we can’t blame them. Some mysteries of the universe are better left unsaid.

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