Worst sex ever: 'He had the Mount Everest of dicks'
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I’m fairly petite and he was a big guy, and as we started making out, he picked me up to carry me over to the bed, which is when I realized there was something exceptional going on. I wrapped my legs around his waist and found myself perched on top of his boner like a tree branch. I could feel it solidly under one of my ass cheeks. It reached fully under my butt and to the back of my body. I started to worry.
I asked him to put me down and he did, and while I collected myself, he admitted that the size of his dick had indeed been a problem with women before. Somehow, I resisted the urge to be like, well, obviously. He offered to try again, but I was ready to give up for the night and he didn’t belabor the point.
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