One woman had a date that she will certainly never forget after things took a stomach-churning turn (quite literally) when she ended up pooing on her date’s floor, his bed and then him.
“My stomach is too weak to be eating anything right now, so I’m like, squatting on his floor, right? I’m over a bucket and I fart and oh my god -“So I say to him ‘I almost s**t myself’ because I know him like that and I go to the bathroom.“We all know where the story is going... it wasn’t mud. I straight up s****ed on his floor,” she confessed before explaining the size of the problem and that her date cleaned it up “like a true gentleman,” leaving her “mortified.
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