Twenty-three, that’s like a proper grown-up age. Last time I looked, daughter #1 was pushing a trolley full of wooden bricks around the lounge dressed head to toe in a toddler-sized Manchester United kit with her name and age on the back - a giant 1.
And today she’s 23. Wow. Just wow. The secret to parenting, whatever your kid’s age, is turning up and being there. That’s it really, that’s your job description. There’s a few bells and whistles but essentially so long as you’re on call 24 hours a day, 365 days a year for the rest of your life you’ll do OK in your next performance review.
We were short on turmeric, a vital ingredient for a korma, I was up to my eyes in it at work and asked her if she’d stop off and get some on the way. Instead, she brought half a jar of it from home. Like they say, it’s not what you earn it’s what you keep, and then invest for your entire working life.
And by the wonders of compound interest, my child, you’ll be rich.Daughter #2 found some time in her busy student schedule in Liverpool last Sunday to be taken out for something nice to eat before spending the afternoon at her regular paid gig, teaching children how to act - like she does most Sundays.When your kids fly the nest they act like a mortgage lender, in that you’ll generally only hear from them if something goes wrong.
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