Today in newyorkerhumor: there’s a lot to expect when expecting to publish your first book. Everybody wants a sniff of that new-book smell, for one.
This is what will finally launch you into the next phase of life. Your clothes should change. You’re a role model now.There’s a whole announcement that’s got to go out. Everybody is, like, “WhoYou gain somewhere between twenty-five and thirty-five pounds. You experience mood swings and start wearing sweats while not exercising. Your hair begins to fall out. Actually, you’re pulling it out. You lose sleep. Your manuscript is suddenly overdue.
Once the book’s out there in the world, you have no control. You realize how much it’s actually costing you. There’s a strong chance that it will destroy your relationship. You should have got way too into running instead. People say, “You look exhausted,” and “Make sure you enjoy every minute,” and “When’s the next one coming?!”
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