SexDiaries: 8:00 a.m. The group chat is desperate to know about how it went with F*ckboy. He basically used my body to jerk off and all I got was three dollars
Photo: James Gallagher This week, a single woman flirting and networking at a weekend-long tech conference: 29, single, Oakland.11:00 a.m. I’m at work when the group chat lights up. AfroTech weekend is here! It’s like a homecoming for black people in tech. It’s the first time they’re holding it in Oakland and it’s about time. The tech companies in the area throw happy hours, parties, and mixers for “recruiting,” but everyone really goes for the free booze.
9:00 a.m. I get a text from Drummer Boy asking how my morning is going. I respond and realize he’s a boring texter. Ugh. I entertain it for a bit and we realize we’re both going to the same party that night. I dream about him having the perfect-size dick and now I need to see it. 1:30 a.m. Honestly, this guy is beautiful. And he’s looking at me like I’m the most gorgeous thing he’s ever seen. We’re dancing, flirting, and the chemistry is insane. We start making out by the bar and I look back over to where DB is but he’s gone. I understand why he left, but I can’t believe I won’t get to see his assumed perfect dick.
12:00 a.m. We leave for the party. I’ve never seen a crowd like this and I somehow get separated from everyone. Some of my colleagues from work have their own table, so I join them since I can’t find any of my friends and I’m pretty drunk. They have bottles at their table and I take a few shots with them.
3:00 p.m. My apartment looks like a war zone so I dive into cleaning up. I’m actually really excited to see Fuckboy tonight. Even though he’s young, I can just tell he’s going to know exactly what to do. Or I could just stare at him all day; I’d be cool with that too.
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