'Movie date night when you're married is spent passive aggressively turning up the volume on each other when the other chews too loudly.'
— girl on the hill i sit in my car for too long before i go into the grocery store for some quiet time but also so my husband thinks the actual shopping takes way too long and he never volunteers to take this precious time away from meIf my wife doesn’t like her haircut, does her hairdresser even know the emotional mess I'm left to clean up.I’m suppose to give my wife an injection today but she’s worried cuz she’s seen my many struggles with Capri Sun straws.
Secret to a successful marriage is watching a Netflix series together in the living room, and then on your individual phones in the bedroomTo be fair, I did a lot of stupid shit before I was married too. Now I just have someone who judges me for it.If your husband has never known the joy of a clean house, fresh folded laundry and homeade bread, you should introduce him to my husband. They'd have a lot in common.
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