In newyorkerhumor, a crypto constitution for the world’s first decentralized nation.
Newspapers can’t write about I.M.U. Unless it’s positive, or negative in that panicked Twitter voice that makes it seem cool.Amendment XXXV:In order to protect digital property, a body of dedicated investors will watch for rug pulls and other malfeasance.
This Commission for Exchanging Securely will operate with the full authority of a D.A.O.Check out the Union of Autonomous Thinkers, an I.M.U.2 branch with a unique age of consent for every investor.Amendment XXXIV is repealed. All I.M.U.-investor wallet contents shall be transferred to my wallet. No more Amendment Tokens may be minted. Effective immediately.
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