“The best time to buy a house is when interest rates are low and prices are also low,” ginnyhogan_ writes, in newyorkerhumor. “This hasn’t happened since the invention of money, though, so I wouldn’t hold out for it.”
The best time to buy a house is in a Victorian novel where there are a ton of abandoned houses just kind of lying around. The house may be haunted, but it’s not in a co-op, so the maintenance fees are reasonable.
The best time to buy a house is after a plague wipes out ninety-six per cent of the Earth’s population. Ninety-seven per cent, if you want a walk-in closet. The best time to buy a house is when you’re the last person left alive. You will still have to contend with a seven-per-cent interest rate, though, because God’s a sick bitch. ♦
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