“If my husband were to demand that I suck his dick I would laugh in his face. Ain’t no consequence, we’re handcuffed together by a baby and a mortgage. Checkmate b*tch, it’s over”
Ali Wong. Photo: Ken Woroner/Netflix NEW MOM explores the brilliant, terrible, wonderful, confusing realities of first-time motherhood. It’s for anybody who wants to be a new mom, is a new mom, was a new mom, or wants really good reasons to never be a new mom.
2. “I’ll tell you how I balance family and career. Real talk? I have a nanny. That’s it. That’s the answer. Yes, it’s very unlikable and unpopular to broadcast that because not everybody can afford a nanny, it’s super expensive. Both me and my husband have to hustle. We have to work very hard to not take care of our child ourselves. … My nanny is 62 years old. I would never hire anything younger than 62 years old.
5. On breastfeeding: “Apparently you have to get the baby to latch on at a very specific angle. You gotta tilt their head and do geometry to get them on properly. And it’s very stressful because when they’re hungry and they’re crying it makes your hormones spray milk all over their face and their neck, which then becomes very slippery and hard to grip, and then you gotta slam them on at just the right time, and every time I would do it it was like parallel parking: I don’t know how I did it.
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