'I showed a photo of J.Lo in 'Hustlers' to both my trainer and my financial advisor, so what I'm saying is, my body is ready.'
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― and succinct ― wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or less.
Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for past roundups.honestly i can't wait to be someone's filthy mouthed wifeMe 3.5 seconds later: I should buy a tuxedo and have it impeccably tailored so i can be A Simple Favor for Halloweentucking my two daughters in silently trying to decide which one is caroline and which one is natalieDirections: Allow food to sit and cool for five minutes before eating.
Unbelievable that I am meant to eat healthy, have a social life, go to the gym and also meet my deadlinesMy thought bubble is just filled with pictures of my favorite snacks.spirit halloween: pic.twitter.com/xsyPdB9aw7no u can’t buy me a drink but u can buy me a chicken parmigiana from olive gardenI am a full grown, reasonably competent adult woman, but I still believe if there are only two cookies left you've got to eat both of them, or the one remaining cookie will be lonely.
Brasil Últimas Notícias, Brasil Manchetes
Similar News:Você também pode ler notícias semelhantes a esta que coletamos de outras fontes de notícias.
Purdy’s six TDs lead Iowa State to 72-20 pounding of UL-MonroeBrock Purdy shook off turnovers on Iowa State's first two possessions to se...
Consulte Mais informação »
20-year-old Turkish student loses her fight against cancerNeslican Tay, 20, known for her social media videos inspiring millions of cancer patients lost her life late Friday in a private hospital in Istanbul.
Consulte Mais informação »
Smash the Follow Button for These 20 Trendsetting Makeup ArtistsSmash the follow button for these 20 trendsetting makeup artists
Consulte Mais informação »