Taco Bell's Flamin' Hot Doritos Locos Tacos were, shockingly, not great
Of all the moral maxims we are forced to learn in childhood, the one that rings truest is some variant of this: Some things are too good to be true. Deciding to order two Flamin’ Hot Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell on a particularly depressing Tuesday afternoon proved to be a crash course in the cliché.
. The logo was the familiar and ubiquitous “Flamin’ Hot” font, as enticing of a message as if it simply read, “You know you want me.” The taco that laid within was unappealing, but no one goes to Taco Bell for the aesthetics. The flavor is what keeps loyal costumers coming back. That, and its 24-hour locations and the existence of alcohol, but I digress.
And so I removed one Flamin’ Hot Doritos Locos Taco from its handheld holster and took a bite. The flavor was bland. The shell had a repulsive texture—like someone had dipped half an old, stale Flamin’ Hot Dorito in water and threw it in a deep fryer. But I’m no quitter, and so I took another bite. It yielded similarly disappointing results. “Why oh why didn’t I order a Crunchwrap Supreme instead?” I found myself crying out to no one.
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