'My kids have grown to loathe this day. Full disclosure: It probably doesn’t help matters much that I lord it over them all day.'
“Do you want to watch something on TV? Oops! Sorry! You can’t! It’s Moms’ Day Off!” I’m giggling right now just thinking about it.Mom is Supreme Lord and Ruler of the remote from the time she wakes until bedtime .No new food will be cooked. The menu is leftovers or anything that is scavengable and self-serve.Anyone who is not mom is not allowed to bitch about anything.
A note about dads: Can they join in too? Normally I try to be inclusive, but I hesitate to give this a full-on green light. There are dads who are helpful, and there are dads who are not-so-much. Let’s gauge it this way: If you’re a dad, have you done everything you were asked to do to help with holiday preparation? Yeah? You did? Or you think you did? Well, sorry guys. That was a trick question. Because the key here is that you should beto help out instead of acting like you just landed on Planet Earth four weeks ago and are unfamiliar with concept of the December holidays.
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