“Gordon Klein, husband of Big Little Lies’ Renata Klein, is a degenerate, a dirtbag, a grade-A loser, and my summer 2019 style inspiration” BigLittleLies
Gordon Klein, dirtbag. Photo: HBO Gordon Klein, husband of Big Little Lies’ Renata Klein, is a disgraced entrepreneur, a man child, a transition lens–wearer, a toy train guy, someone who married precipitously out of his league. He is the sound of a barely suppressed beer burp and hotel Pay-per-View, the smell of Axe Body Spray and a midlife-crisis Harley Davidson. He is a degenerate, a dirtbag, a grade-A loser, and my summer 2019 style inspiration.
Why pick the energy of a man who has hurled his family into financial ruin and wears layers of leather bracelets to guide me this season? Summer is the dirtbaggiest time of all, obviously. The Gordon Klein of seasons, if you will. Like Gordon, it’s chaotically horny . Like Gordon, summertime tries to convince us that flip-flops are acceptable footwear, and that maybe we can pull off shell necklaces.
Eventually, the days will shorten, the temperature will drop, and I will come back to my senses. I will wear closed-toe shoes, and stop chugging bottles of wine in the afternoon sun, and I will work to avoid my charges of securities fraud. But for now, I strap on my 37 leather bracelets, and my chunky silver rings, pop on my backwards baseball cap, and sink into the summer, my transition lenses shielding me from the harsh glare of reality.
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