It's official: cleaning the patio beats toppling tyrants.
Riddle me this: name that game with a little bit of character customisation, where completing a repetitive series of mundane tasks lets you unlock a dizzying array of weapon modifications, and where you can use dazzling and daring acts of parkour to reach your target and accomplish your mission. That's right, it's Powerwash Simulator: my favourite Far Cry game of the last 10 years.
But in all the ways that matter, Powerwash Simulator lights up the same dumb, animal regions of my brain that a Ubisoft open world does. The nicotine thrill of collecting all the roosters in definitely-not-Cuba is basically indistinguishable from what I feel when I finally, finally hunt down that last stubborn patch of filth on the backyard barbecue and watch the area's 'Cleanliness' meter tick over to 100%.
You are an artist, an acrobat, a superstar. In my time with the game I've committed some of the most daring and avant-garde acts of powerwashing that the artform has yet seen.
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