Please Teach This Cat How to Properly Practice Social Distancing

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Please Teach This Cat How to Properly Practice Social Distancing
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But how's your cat doing?

His owner lives in my house and tries her best to provide him with the succor he seeks, but he rejects her advances often and runs straight to me, a woman who is not here for his shit and would really rather not. During the day, when I am doing work from what used to be his 3 p.m. nap spot, he presses his body against mine and breathes heavily until slumber, impeding my ability to use my left hand.

Trying to just live my life as if he was not there is difficult because removing myself from the couch means that he digs his claws into whatever soft surface is available and refuses to budge. I feel bad, but also, I don’t? He hasn’t paid rent, has no plans of doing so, and licks his underbelly so vigorously that it can be heard from other rooms. Social distancing is a concept that is new for everyone, and we are all making adjustments to our new lives as indoor cats, but every night I beg for relief. Please just let me be.Daisy, on the other hand, was born for this moment. Squint at the pile of black fur on the couch and you will see disdain.

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