We, the Society of Calendar Months, are permanently disbarring you from continuing to operate in your allotted time slot.
Dear March,Due to your incredibly volatile temperament and bullying tactics over the past several millennia, we are demanding an immediate revocation of your rights to operate autonomously in the third Julian time slot.
While the Society recognizes that your job was perhaps the most difficult of the 12, this does not justify the misappropriation of goodwill you have created and that we have sought to avoid since 45 B.C. Furthermore, simply using the common catchphrase “In like a lion, out like a lamb” to justify your abhorrent behavior is no longer acceptable to the Society. Quite frankly, lions would not behave in a manner as unprofessionally as you have.
The Society unanimously votes to instate Feb. 29, 30 and 31 as recognized calendar dates. The remaining 28 days of your vacated time slot will be divvied up by the rest of us, based on whatever weather is forecast on that day. For example, if the old March 12 is expected to be a cold 42 degrees, we will call it “January 12.”
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