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NEW YORK—Reflecting on the whimsical, capricious nature of existence, a Metropolitan Transportation Authority announcement advised commuters waiting on a subway platform Friday morning that their train had been delayed 25 minutes due to the beautiful randomness of life. “They’re funny, aren’t they, the fickle ways of…

NEW YORK—Reflecting on the whimsical, capricious nature of existence, a Metropolitan Transportation Authority announcement advised commuters waiting on a subway platform Friday morning that their train had been delayed 25 minutes due to the beautiful randomness of life.

“They’re funny, aren’t they, the fickle ways of this world? One minute, you’re having an unremarkable day, on your way to work like any other, but the next, the Manhattan-bound train is running nearly half an hour behind schedule because of an unplanned service disruption,” an upbeat male voice said in pre-recorded announcement played over the subway intercom, urging impatient commuters to ponder how the mercurial vagaries of the human experience had led them to this moment in which an...

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