This holiday season, try not being a total asshole. Here are the most offensive things you can say to someone who doesn’t celebrate Christmas.
Here are the most offensive things you can say to someone who doesn’t celebrate Christmas.“Avert your eyes from the tree, heretic!”AdvertisementList slidesAt least you had the sense to not say “Merry Christmas.”“Are you Jewish, or is there something even worse?”“Buddy, you will once we’re a proper Christian nation.”Believe it or not, non-Christians don’t appreciate being vaguely threatened with forced conversion.
In all likelihood, they’ve tried and failed to celebrate Christmas multiple times. They’ve made peace with their limitations, and so should you.Just because they don’t celebrate Christmas does not automatically indicate they worship our Dark Lord.“You can come over and touch my Christmas presents later if you want.”
It is best to avoid making it too obvious to people who don’t celebrate Christmas how much you pity them.Just because they don’t observe Christmas doesn’t mean your dreaded Crimson Imperial Guards have to drag them away.“So then what are you doing to support capitalism this month?”“At least you have Hanukkah.”In addition to the fact that Jews aren’t the only people who don’t observe Christmas, Hanukkah also sucks.“That’s okay. Your kid can still sit on my lap.
Unless they say they are a godless communist attempting to destroy American society, it’s rude to assume.“Wear this ThunderShirt and you’ll be less afraid.” People who don’t celebrate Christmas don’t need to be soothed like a dog with a special anxiety wrap.“No presents and eternal damnation sounds like a terrible combo.”List slides
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