Most Insane Things That Happen To Your Body After You Die

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Rather than decay, our noses actually detach and go in search of an infant to act as its host for the next 70 or so years.

Fingernails do not actually continue growing after death, but they do develop colorful and glittery decals that put some sparkle and sass in your decomposition.Your hair doesn’t just fall out or lie limp; instead, it will return to the bowl cut or tiny pigtails you got when you were 11 months old. Pretty crazy, huh?Thrown Into The Ocean By The U.S. Military

he white banner that solemnly rises from the navel represents the human body’s official surrender to death.All decorum goes out the window as your body ceases to properly greet acquaintances or offer visitors something to drink, and insists on decomposing in the presence of guests.Most people think our spirits leaves the body via supernatural means, but in actuality, it simply passes out of the corpse in the form of urine.Sending Out A Death Announcement On A.M.

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