'Last night was Super Tuesday. And today for Mike Bloomberg it was 'Oh My God I Wasted a Billion Dollars Wednesday.'' JimmyFallon and more late night hosts took on the results from Super Tuesday during their shows on Wednesday
, the host joked that "Joe Biden has risen from the dead" and that "Super Tuesday was like Easter Sunday for Joe Biden."
"I feel like the reason that we go for the old white guys is because when we were growing up, we were told that's what God looked like," he added.'s Stephen Colbert greeted his audience and announced, "It is the day after Super Tuesday, also known as 'Old Man Wednesday.'" Colbert noted that Biden won in Massachusetts, which is Elizabeth Warren's home state. Biden notably did not visit Massachusetts during his campaign. "If I'm Elizabeth Warren right now, that's the last time I campaign coherently," said Colbert. "Next time it's just going to be 'Crazy Aunt Lizzie No Malarkey Stream of Consciousness Folksy-rific Wooden Nickel in Every Garage Campaign-ganza.
Fallon later joked about Biden mixing up his wife and sister. "After saying that, Biden automatically won the state of West Virginia," he said. The host then moved on to discuss Bloomberg dropping out of the race. "In the end, he only won one contest and it wasn't even in one of the 50 states," he said. "He only won one caucus in American Samoa. These results were so bad for Bloomberg, he said, 'Screw it' and drank a Big Gulp while smoking a cigarette inside a bar."
Corden also made light of the fact that Biden won in five states where he didn't campaign. "It can't be a great sign that his No. 1 constituency is people who don't want to see or hear from Joe Biden," he said. "All Joe Biden has to do is lay low in South America for the next eight months. He'll beat Trump in a landslide."
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