The egg grill. The newsboy cap. The protein shakes. What exactly is going on here?
Photo: Fotonoticias/Getty Images There is something about Henry Cavill’s general presence these days that emits very potent “suburban dad discovering new hobbies” energy. Exhibit A: this interview for GQ centered mainly around protein shakes, in which he utters the phrase “pre-bed shake” a total of four times.
You might be saying, “This all sounds pretty routine for someone whose job is to have Henry Cavill’s shoulders.” Fair. May I present to you a bizarrely stressful Instagram post he published this week. There Henry Cavill stands, tilting a pizza board to expose a deformed-looking pie to the camera. His mouth, downturned in his grim, tight-lipped face, only accentuates the uncanniness of the scenario.
What is it, exactly, that makes this image so unsettling to behold? Let’s go piece by piece. Before Cavill sits an appliance referred to simply as “the Egg,” which is in fact a $1,000 grill that resembles an enormous dinosaur egg crossed with an avocado.
And then there is the outfit. Those jeans. They are tight, no? They look uncomfortable — like, maybe enough to have contributed to the weirdness of his stance. Lift your gaze an inch and a black sweatshirt materializes, adorned with some sort of medieval-crest imagery. While I have never seen The Witcher, I can only hope this was some free merch he picked up backstage that he threw on because of some dire grilling situation that did not allow him time to pick out a shirt.
Still, all things considered, we support Cavill on his pizza-making journey — which certainly looks like more fun than protein powder mixed with water.
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