'No art I’ve experienced to date captures the unconvincing performance of Christmas as perfectly as Jessica and Ashlee Simpson’s 2004 duet of 'Little Drummer Boy.''
Photo: YouTube I wanted to love Christmas as a child, but I always knew there was something kind of cursed about it. Not just because Santa would have hated my personality, or because I’m Jewish. What was most alarming about Christmas was its contrived pitch of merriment: the fake snow-dusted view into every window, the basic communication skills lost in the din of mannered family melodrama.
Just last September Ashlee told Hollywood Life that she would love to do another duet with her big sister, especially one that isn’t holiday-themed. “I feel like Jess and I — because we’re sisters, our tones sound so good together,” she said. I know what Ashlee is doing here: It’s a little white Christmas lie, what so many adults do in order to psych themselves up for spending time with their families around the holidays.
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