'I'm sick of trying to be the perfect mum at Christmas - this year I'm being lazy'
"I have done this for about four or five years now and I have to shop for so many people…they put so much pressure on me to make Christmas perfect and I don't mind, but this is how I make my life easier and cheaper.""If you're going to put yourself through the punishment of this little b****** then my advice to you would be please don't buy the original - he's around £40 with the book.
"Go into your local Lidl and you can pick him up for about £2 - but I strongly advise you don't start it! "I'm already contemplating whether my son will remember if I did it last year because I can't really be f****d to do it this year. She suggests: "Also use him to your advantage. If you're trying to potty train your child, sit him on the potty every morning doing a poo.""None of this 'let's get one more present to bulk it out' - no!" she explains.
"I'm going to tell you now, you don't need the s***…you'll save yourself at least £30 not buying the extras.""While this looks absolutely lovely, I've not got time for this s***," she says.
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