I'm Done Having A Pity Party Over My 40-Year-Old Body

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I'm Done Having A Pity Party Over My 40-Year-Old Body
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In thinking about the loss of my youthful glow, my first instinct was to have a pity party. I wanted to turn back time, for just one night.

Nothing like the wisdom and honesty of a child to make you realize that that C-section scar really does kind of look like a smile.

I was in a bar recently with a group of friends celebrating a birthday. Because it was Saturday night, I took it as an opportunity to get gussied up . Fancy hair, fun dress, bright red lipstick. The works. I armed myself with my teeny-tiny, non-Mom purse, my ID, and a tube of lipstick, and out I went.

Those crow’s feet are a result of a life lived laughing and smiling. I am surrounded by people who make me laugh so hard that I almost pee my pants on a daily basis. They don’t call them laugh lines for nothing — in fact, I should pity those who don’t have wrinkles. Clearly, they aren’t in on the good jokes around them. Or their kids are not comedic geniuses like my darlings.

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