I Crapped My Pants In Public (Yes, Really) “A thong did not stop the force of my load but instead, split it in half and left it running down both legs.”
My sister-in-law once told me about something horrific that happened to her: She was in the grocery store looking for a card when. Instead of heading to the loo, she stood there laughing her ass off at stupid greeting cards because she thought the feeling would pass.
Yeah, hearing this story was funny as fuck because it didn’t happen to me, and at the time, I passed a shit ton of judgment.and lets the poop nugget shimmy down their leg then kicks it under the card display, buys a card and leaves like nothing happened? I didn’t even have a pant-crotch to cushion the blow. I was wearing a fucking dress with a thong. A thong that did not stop the force of my load but instead, split it in half and left it running down both legs.
She looked up at me, eyes wide with disbelief, confusion, and hot shame. “I mean it, honey. You have to run as fast as you can.”
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