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When traveling abroad, the last thing you want to be is the rude, out-of-place idiot that everyone despises. Here are the best ways not to be an asshole tourist.

The best way to respect local guidelines and honor cultural customs is to just shut up. Just shut the fuck up. Just keep your stupid fucking mouth closed. Keep your lips sealed, and your stupid thoughts in your ignorant little head where they belong at all times.Don’t go to museums and slap paintings and statues because you don’t like the way they’re looking at you.Pointing Out The U.S.

Make a great impression by allowing hospitals, fire stations, and government offices to remain unscathed.Grow up and splurge for the drone.If you think you might have some smallpox, wait until you’re all clear because spreading smallpox in an unsuspecting population helps no one.Maybe that’s what you do in your home country, but you need to pick up the pace and walk in a forward motion if you want to fit in.

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