I, too, shall be staring in the void of misery this Christmas. Happy holidays!
It also once suggested that you put jade eggs in your vagina, but that particular piece of advice got the companyAnyway, back to the now. For Christmas, Goop is promoting its new range of G Label clothing, and what better way to do that then get the Goop Queen herself in a minute-long video with some narration over the top on how to get ready for a night out.The first step on Goop's guide to getting ready: put some music on to set the mood for the evening.
Just so we're all aware that it is, indeed, a vibrator, Goop have added a pleasant buzzing noise in the background. Oh, and let's not forget about the most important tip for getting ready over the festive season — staring into the void of misery!According to Goop, you should:"Gaze into your soul but also stare into the abyss — that's joyful too."
Finally, you should apparently make a graceful exit and enjoy your night on the town. Here's Gwyneth's graceful exit...Tap to play or pause GIFAnyway, with those recommendations from Goop, I too shall be staring into the abyss this Christmas. Happy holidays!
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