Like when we took road trips every summer with no air conditioning in our Ford Falcon station wagon, and my parents smoking in the front seat like a pair of oil refineries.
As we enjoy this holiday season, I would like a gift from you. And that gift is: Stop complaining to me about how much better everything was in the olden days. You don’t even have to wrap this gift. Just zip it.
It goes without saying that my mother never knew about this, because she would have whipped me with a switch before having several strokes simultaneously. Because – in those days – parents told their kids “go out and play” and didn’t expect to see them again until dinnertime. And they whipped them with switches.
…when I had to call the movie call line and listen for 18 minutes to find out what time my movie was playing but then I forgot so I had to listen all over again. …when my boyfriend did save up enough money to call me, but our only phone was in the living room, so I had to stretch the cord to talk to him in the closet with the door closed and then my mom yelled at me for stretching out the cord.…when I had to use cassette tapes to play my music in the car, and they would always jam exactly when my favorite song came on.
…when I had to actually fight rush hour traffic to go into the office to work, instead of what I’m doing now, which is working at home in my fuzzy pajamas with pink flamingos on them.
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