Florida Parents Explain Why Michelangelo’s David Is Porn

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A Florida principal was recently forced to resign after parents complained that the art curriculum was obscene. The Onion asked Florida parents to explain why Michelangelo’s David is porn, and this is what they said.

“The whole scene is just too erotic. Now, if that statue could ejaculate silly string, or something that could cut the erotic tension of the whole piece, that would be fine. But until Michelangelo’s David can ejaculate silly string, I can’t in good conscience allow my children to view it.

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