A quest to find the least attractive person in Cyrodiil goes a little off the rails.
Yes, the ugly stick had made the rounds and done quite a bit of battering. You'll notice I'm not including any Argonians, Khajiit, or Orsimers in there, because cat people and lizard people are always cool looking and orcs are all equally as ugly as each other.
I find a locked chest containing a bowl, a paint brush, and a shovel. Those are the items, with a combined value of zero, that this dope thought important enough to lock up. Plus, when I put the shovel on the floor next to the chest I'm fairly doubtful it would even fit in there. Not only is he senselessly locking up common, worthless items, he's breaking the laws of nature to do so.
Yeah, so, now I'm crouching on his bed watching him sleep. He's married, but his wife isn't in bed with him, which tells me she finds him just as unappealing as I do. I know every NPC sleeps in their clothes on top of the covers just like this, but I'm finding it especially irksome tonight.
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