Today, we’re throwing all sophistication out the window and doing a deep dive into the seemingly innocuous workout video posted by none other than the God of Thunder himself.
So in lieu of any formal confirmation from his team, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to uncover the truth by exploring other possible theories.We know what you’re thinking, how unimaginative. And you’re right — it’s almost too obvious. But hey, just because he’s one of the biggest hotties in the world doesn’t mean he can’t feel self-conscious about what he’s packing.
Unfortunately, this theory doesn’t hold up though, because why would he just stuff his pants with socks for one exercise and not all the others? Where’s the consistency?Other Eagle-eyes viewers alleged the actor had socks in his pants.We’re no doctor, but we do know that the main symptom of this is a visible bulge in your groin area.
However, we doubt that he would have posted a video with it on full display, at least not without addressing it in the caption in the name of #awareness. have one, we wish him a speedy recovery and a hernia-free future.3. Our third theory is that it’s his phone Of course, this whole ‘penis’ or ‘no penis’ debate could be settled by the fact it simply might just be his phone in his pocket. Case closed on that one then!We all know that Chris Hemsworth has a strict diet to help him with his gains. So perhaps he’s just stashed a cheeky nana in his pants for a post-workout snack?So, without further ado, we can conclude by deduction, WITH NEAR CERTAINTY, that the bulge in his pants… is indeed exactly what it looks like.
“Watched it multiple times… that last exercise I swear I could see Thor’s hammer, lucky wife,” someone else wrote. “Lord have mercy,” a fourth concluded.
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