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Sheriff honors young student for practicing ‘see something, say something’A Flagler county elementary school student received a scholarship to the Police Athletic Leagues Crime Scene Investigation Academy. The student was given the scholarship by the sheriff and a deputy for alerting authorities of a possible abduction.
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Woman, 28, recalls 1st signs of rare adrenal cancer: 'I knew something was wrong'Raquel Doke's first symptoms were swelling in her face and abdomen. It turned out to be a rare adrenal cancer called adrenocortical carcinoma.
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X-Force #39 Preview: X-23 Gets Drunk and Stabs Her TeammatesIn X-Force 39, Wolverine parties hard, taking a stab at Juggernaut and Strong Guy after joining the X-Force team. Guess they have no code of conduct? It's like the Supreme Court over there! XForce MarvelComics Wolverine Colossus
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'Dumb' crime tales: There's a little 'Florida man' in all of us - Something OffbeatFrom spray-painting a stolen tractor-trailer in a hotel parking lot to live streaming an attempt at driving under the influence, there's never a shortage of 'dumb' criminals in the news. This week on Something Offbeat, Northwestern University criminology professor Kaitlin Devaney explains why some criminals make seemingly simple mistakes, what role the complexity of our criminal justice system plays, and how economics impact the cost-benefit analysis of crime.
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Legendary Phoenix Italian restaurant to close, but founder's family cooking up something newTomaso’s Italian Restaurant is set to close forever in May, but the family of its founder Tomaso Maggiore will be opening a new restaurant across the street dedicated to the well-known chef.
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Drunk driver beat other motorist to death after crash, Nassau police sayPatrick Destine was allegedly unregistered, uninsured, and drunk when he blew a stop sign and crashed into the side of David McKenzie’s van on Saturday night. It got more violent from there, police say.
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