The number of migrants seeking to cross the U.S.-Mexico border has divided Congress and communities alike, leaving no clear path forward on immigration. But as a largely Christian nation, it’s reasonable that Americans should turn to the ultimate moral authority to solve this issue: Jesus Christ.
Here’s how Jesus would handle the crisis at the border, according to Christians. Jason Velásquez, Personal Care Aide “He would have washed the feet of the poor, tired migrants before sending them back the way they came.” Betsy Turnbull, Retired “He would perform a miracle by multiplying the 740-mile border barrier into a 1,950-mile border barrier.” Jean Geiger, Home Inspector “Given that he spoke Aramaic, he’d probably be deported immediately.
Just him and the Holy Spirit, back to back at the border, cocking shotguns.” Ryan Fisher, Web Developer “He’d flip a table when he saw how much money the Department of Homeland Security was awarding private contractors.” Hannah Wilton, Retired Spinster “Who knows? But I wouldn’t mind him giving me a little peck on the cheek.
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