Boston Is Hosting a Straight Pride Parade, Which Sounds Like Straight Hell

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Boston Is Hosting a Straight Pride Parade, Which Sounds Like Straight Hell
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'One might think that suburban pursuits like Cheesecake Factory or Olive Garden are Straight Culture but, honey, have you seen an Olive Garden? It's like an amusement park dedicated to the fever dreams of Sophia Petrillo. QUEER. NEXT!' oureric writes:

But we’re not here to talk about the many famous rats of queer persuasion. We’re here to talk about how one can properly pay tribute to the many straight people who have gone for millennia with no parades in their honor . Some might argue that unless there is a banner with a rhyming slogan like “I’m Straight! I’m Late! I Had Heterosexual Sex and That’s How Pregnancy Happens Sometimes!” it’s not a real Straight Pride parade.

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