To become a 'cat' seemed like a way to get in touch with the felinity that lives within
, for most of her life. She came to me a perfect being, small, fluffy, and prone to using the restroom for #2 outside of her litter box. Though I love her to pieces and would metaphorically die for her if asked, I have never felt the desire toher, mostly because her life seems sort of boring, and also, I don’t want to clean my own asshole with my mouth.
It is now slightly mortifying to realize that the cat I transformed into is a poor facsimile of Daisy, a black-and-white fluffybottom with an unfortunate FUPA. After revisiting thetrailer, I am horrified to admit that I bear more than a passing resemblance to the James Corden cat inOnce ensconced in the unitard, covered in makeup and a thin sheen of my own sweat, I felt not particularly feline, but definitely embarrassed.
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