From newyorkerhumor: It is with great enthusiasm that we are now accepting applications for our coveted Summer Residency Program in the Staff Break Room.
We can’t count how many times our fellows have said that they benefitted from staring down the barrel of their scrupulously barren lives and there finding only darkness and the darkness’s shadow.
Whether you want them to or not, your work colleagues will serve as important mentors throughout your residency. So feel free to engage with Martin from H.R. when he plops down next to you and says, “Figgie New-news, God’s snack of choice.” Don’t be afraid of asking Annalise, who has worked here for thirty years but no one knows what she does, how her weekend was. She’ll smile and say, “Oh, fine,” with no further comment, and you’ll have absolutely no idea what she’s thinking.
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