Kindergarten roll call, 2029: 'Godrick, Valleigh, Malenia, Crimsyn, Hunter, Gunner, Fortissax.'
, on a recent episode contestant Zack Goytowski decided to run some curious baby names by his shotgun bride, Irina Solomonova:"What about Godfrey," he proffered, with Solomonova simply responding,"Ew." While she was nonplussed at the name of the First Elden Lord, maybe Goytowski would have had better luck with"Hoarah," as in,"Hoarah Loux, Warrior, Chieftain of the Badlands and Alter Ego to Godfrey.
Undeterred, Goytowski then hits her with"Godrick," referring to the first Great Rune holder most players are likely to encounter, a mythic coward who rides around in a mech suit crafted out of the still-living flesh of immortal Tarnished. Even without this crucial context, Solomonova again demurs. Now, to be fair to Goytowski, Solomonova doesn't have significantly better suggestions, wanting to name the hypothetical son"Zion" or"Gideon," dooming the child to a life as a gun-toting frontier preacher thirsty for justice . Jury's still out on more traditionally feminine names, but might I suggest"Great Wyrm Theodorix."
Quite frankly, I'm just tickled at how little things really change when it comes to pop culture baby names. It's always immediately obvious as a bad idea, and yet we press on. The Sephiroths and Britneys of the 2000s gave way to The Great Khaleesi Wave of the 2010s, and now here we are: contemplating some Elden Ring Bosses to go with all those"gh" and"x"-heavy names you see on TikTok that I can only describe as some kind of Protestant Nonsense.
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