'The cashier was flirting with my husband and I'm upset cuz I thought she was gonna give us free chips or something.'
When my wife gets upset at me I sneak into her Netflix profile and give thumbs up to the most boring documentariesThe cashier was flirting with my husband and I'm upset cuz I thought she was gonna give us free chips or somethingMy wife just said to me “you’re right” so I’m expecting an assassination attempt at any moment.I spend longer deciding what to order at a restaurant than I did deciding who to marry...
One fun part about being married is you and your husband can get really into the new song “Blinding Lights” in July of 2021me: i’m going to go get the mail.Just a reminder that if you didn't start discussing what to get for dinner tonight with your spouse 3 days ago it's already too late.I'm not saying you should marry someone because they're good looking. I'm just saying it worked out for me.
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