'My friend got so tired of doing barcodes on people's necks, he made a game out of using the silliest products as references.'
"Why does the guy who wants this tattoo always have a perfectly groomed goatee?""As I was setting up my last appointment, my artist and I were talking at the front desk when the receptionist took a call.
They told the caller, 'Just a minute,' and asked my artist, 'Hey, do you have time for a walk-in today?' He looked over and said, 'Maybe, what do they want?' 'An infinity loop.' 'Are they on hold?' 'Yes.'Safe to say my artist is sick of infinity loops."Answers have been edited for length and/or clarity. Additional answers are from BuzzFeed Community users.
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