Every sister is embarrassing at some point.
she came home with a sample of numbing cream. She saw me and told me to try on this lip gloss she got, then proceeded to put it on me.
I didn't notice anything peculiar until she stuck it in my mouth. My entire mouth was numb the rest of the evening."I kept telling her I had to poop, and she kept telling me to hold it. Well, eventually I pooped my pants. It was only then that she painfully agreed to take me home. I had to walk block after block waddling so the poo chunks wouldn't smoosh together or touch me more than necessary.""When I was younger, I had a bad habit of leaving my dirty panty liners in my underwear when I did laundry. My sister always complained about finding soggy panty liners in the washer and I promised I would try to remember to remove them, but I rarely did.
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