'She just put on The Price Is Right and told us not to have sex until we are married.'
During our sex education day one of the classes was taught by a specialist who had a very impressive collection of realistic dildos to demonstrate how to put on a condom. She put one at the front and asked people to come up and volunteer to show how to put on a condom. My boyfriend volunteered first and took FIFTEEN MINUTES to open the damn condom package. The entire time, people were shouting up at him with things about me like “Beth is getting bored” and “She’ll fall asleep at this rate.
My male teacher proceeded to discuss the subject in detail and said each ejaculation is about 20 calories, which would take about 10 minutes of sex time per ejaculate to burn off, which was an unfavorable ratio for the girl in class so she declared that she’d now start spitting it out.
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