'I don’t know why I have a headache. all I do is look at screens much of the day then go out in the sun for hours then grind my teeth all night' —@danielleweisber
"I don’t know why I have a headache. all I do is look at screens much of the day then go out in the sun for hours then grind my teeth all night" —@danielleweisberIn that vein, here are 21 hilarious thoughts from the 21st century's best minds, orating in the Greek agora of our time: Twitter.
But reality TV is a great distraction from the real world, where we sometimes have to face sad truths... i know it’s sexist but when i see a skeleton i immediately think man. I’m aware women can die, it just hurts to think that it’s true.But despite all its failures, modern society is a safe haven for annoying people — of which there are many.
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