'My friend had a student who thought a midwife was a 'practice wife' you get if your first marriage fails.'
teachers jumped into the comments to share more of the things their students have said that made them laugh like they've never laughed before, and here are the funniest responses:"I was teaching an 11th-grade environmental science class, and we were discussing agricultural evolution when one of the students said, 'Mrs. McMillan, I've never understood how people can drink milk when it comes from one of the three penises of the cow.
The boy defended himself by saying he was 'charging his ultimate smash.'""My friend — who is a high school teacher — had a student who legit thought a midwife was a 'practice wife' you get if your first marriage fails.""One of my first-graders asked me where I live, and I said, 'Queens.